The Student's Psalm

The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not flunk.
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.
He leadeth me besides the water cooler for a study break.
He restores my faith in my study guides.
He leads me to better study habits.
For my grades' sake

Yea, though I walk thru' the valley of borderline grades,
I will not have a nervous breakdown,
For Thou art with me;
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
Thou givest me the answers in moments of blankness;
Thou anointst my head with understanding,
My test paper runneth over with questions I recognize.
Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow meAll the days of examinations;
And I shall not have to dwell in failure
Forever!